This is serious business. My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails. Should we be worried?
The pigs are giving people the 'flu. As if arresting you on jumped up charges isn't bad enough..
Apparently the first symptom of Swine Flu is that you get the trotts.
Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle. It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it.
Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
With Swine Flu spreading fast, I bet Kermit the Frog is panicking.
So it appears Swine Flu has replaced the fears about bird flu. I guess bird flu just never took off...
Apparently over 6 billion emails have been sent out in the last week about Swine Flu. Duh! Didn't you know spam comes from pigs
I woke up this morning with swine flu symptoms; nausea, head-ache, sore eyes and sweating. But turns out it was only wine fever
